(Copyright Piper Hannah and subject to edits)
My name is Emma Harper, and my plane just landed in Hell. Don’t feel sorry for me, though, because even if I die today, I’m pretty sure that I’ll be okay. As I see it, no one ever truly dies. It’s all about the placement of this itsy bitsy thing we call ‘the soul.’ Eventually, when it’s time, the soul will get transported to either somewhere really nice or somewhere really awful. Location, location, location. That’s what life is all about.
Unfortunately, at this very second, I’m standing in the worst plot of land. I’m in Hell, actually. So, what’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? Well, it’s simple. I fell in love with a demon, and I followed him here. There you have it… and here I am, waiting for a giant fire-breathing cat to bite my head off. No worries, though, because like I said before, no one truly ever dies. It’s all about the real estate of the soul, and when this cat kills me, it would be the cue for my soul to move on to my next property. Maybe I’ll see you there.
