Wednesday, November 20, 2013

TO RULE AND GUIDE Excerpt #2:

(Copyright Piper Hannah)

After taking a quick shower, I dressed in my pajamas and went to my sister’s bedroom.  I needed to talk to her about ‘the voice’ and get some answers.  Like always, I entered her room without knocking.  Paige was sitting on the floor next to her bed, and she was giving her dog, Buffy, some doggie treats.
I sat down on the floor next to her.  From underneath her bed, I saw several plastic bags of chocolate peeking out:  M&Ms, Twix, Reese’s Pieces.  I pulled the bag of M&Ms with a frown.
“You’re hiding chocolate under your bed?” I asked.  This was a side of Paige that I never knew existed. I mean, sure, chocolate was good, but hiding it under your bed?  For what?  A midnight snack?  
My sister must have seen the confusion in my face.
“Those are for Wyatt,” she explained. “He loves chocolate.”
Oh, thank God, there was a reason.  “You’re trying to seduce your boyfriend with chocolate?”  I asked.  Then, I laughed… hard; I even snorted a couple of times.  This was so funny.  
“That’s genius,” I said, “That is so going to work.”  It totally would.  I loved chocolate, and if Wyatt was anything like me, he would totally fall for someone handing him sweet pieces of heaven.   
Paige’s cell phone rang.  I stood up quickly.  I picked up her phone on her nightstand and looked at the screen.  It was Wyatt calling.  
Ugh!  Can’t this guy just give my sister some space?  
Paige reached for her phone, and I pulled my arm back, keeping it away from her.  I kicked off my flip flops, climbed on top of her bed, and stood up.
“Hello,” I said, growling as I answered the phone.  Before Wyatt could say a word, I quickly followed my hello with, “What do you want?”  Paige climbed on top of the bed, and I started jumping up and down.  I pushed her when she tried to grab her phone away from me.
“Can I please talk to Paige?” Wyatt asked.  
Awww.  The ‘please’ was really sweet, but… “No,” I said harshly as I pushed my sister’s hands away from my face.  “You just saw her.  You just talked to her.  Give her some breathing room, will you?”  Then, I pressed the 'end call' button with my thumb.
I stopped jumping on the bed, and I tossed my sister’s cell phone on her nightstand.  Paige sat on her bed and glared at me.
“That was rude,” Paige said.
“Right?  I mean it’s like twelve-thirty a.m.  What decent guy calls at this time?”
“No.  I meant you were rude.  He was just going to tell me that he made it home safely and to say goodnight.”
Gag me now and stick chopsticks through my eyeballs… please.  “He was just here a few minutes ago.  Tell him to get a life.”
Paige’s lips tightened.  “Do not EVER touch my phone EVER again.  EVER!”  I froze in stunned silence.  Her angry tone startled me.  Why was she being so mean?  Looking at her face, I seriously believed that she was mad at me right now… and all because of stupid Wyatt.  I get it.  She’d rather talk to Wyatt… or hang out with Wyatt.  Maybe she’d even want to do her mani/pedis with Wyatt.
“Fine.” I said.  My sister didn’t deserve my conversation today when she was being irrational like this.  I mean, seriously, who would ever pick Wyatt over me?  Not me, that’s for sure.
I slipped my flip flops back on my feet.  Then, I bent down and picked up the bag of M&Ms from under her bed.  Like a rabid squirrel, Paige ripped the chocolate from my hand.  I backed away because her eyes were wide and scary-looking.  
“Not for you,” the rabid squirrel said.

“Fine!” I said again.  I walked out of her bedroom and slammed the door behind me.  

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Cover for To Rule and Guide

Here is my new cover for To Rule and Guide.  It is releasing on Amazon.com on December 18, 2013.


Saturday, October 26, 2013

Ever This Day update and promotional days

Ever This Day is live on Amazon.com.  I am giving it away to all for free on the following dates:  

October 27, 2013
October 31, 2013 to November 3, 2013

Hope you like it!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

To Rule and Guide - Release Date

The release date for To Rule and Guide (To Light and Guard Book 2) is on December 18, 2013.  I'm about 50% done, and it is probably going to be as long as Book 1.

Ever This Day - Cover Reveal & Release Date

Ever This Day (To Light and Guard Prequel) will release on Amazon.com on October of 2013.  I'm going to put it out there for free for a few days.  It's just a short story with a lot of background information.  It was going to be the prologue for Book 2, but I think it's better to keep it as an independent.

I tried pricing it for free permanently, but as an independent author, I am not allowed to do that at Amazon.com.  This prequel is very short.  It is approximately 7,000 words.





Wednesday, October 2, 2013

To Light and Guard, Book 2 Title Change

To Light and Guard, Book 2 is now (tentatively) titled:  To Rule and Guide.  I'm not too attached to it, and it may change again, but for now, this is what I am calling it.  I just needed to call it something other than Book 2.  Anyway, I'm still sticking to a December 2013 release date.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

To Rule and Guide book description

(Copyright Piper Hannah and subject to edits)

My name is Emma Harper, and my plane just landed in Hell. Don’t feel sorry for me, though, because even if I die today, I’m pretty sure that I’ll be okay. As I see it, no one ever truly dies. It’s all about the placement of this itsy bitsy thing we call ‘the soul.’ Eventually, when it’s time, the soul will get transported to either somewhere really nice or somewhere really awful. Location, location, location. That’s what life is all about. Unfortunately, at this very second, I’m standing in the worst plot of land. I’m in Hell, actually. So, what’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? Well, it’s simple. I fell in love with a demon, and I followed him here. There you have it… and here I am, waiting for a giant fire-breathing cat to bite my head off. No worries, though, because like I said before, no one truly ever dies. It’s all about the real estate of the soul, and when this cat kills me, it would be the cue for my soul to move on to my next property. Maybe I’ll see you there.